I'm so, so sorry. Believe me when I tell you this is my first lucid moment since I met Dweebo in the jungles of Vietnam. I'm sorry I failed you.

I've gone to be with my friend Sidney Sheldon--the real Sidney Sheldon, who was an Ascended Master. Do not believe the imposters' lies, for they are demons.

Do not trust John Gotheborg. Do not speak his name or listen to him. Do not trust even this blog. The real truth is in the CAPITAL LETTERS, the numb3r5, and the typos--especially the typos. That's why you can only trust signed first editions. If it wasn't given to you out of the trunk of my car, do not trust my book. You have no idea what the Beast is capable of doing. I thought I was crazy for years. I prayed--believe me I prayed--that what I saw was not true. One day they will tell you I never existed. Do not believe his lies.

I'm ready now. Release me, Lord! I swear I will watch over this World from above. I swear I will guard God's embers until He is ready to purify this World.

God's True Patriot