Investigation of ISM Virus going well. Have found damning evidence in Playboy Magazine (big surprise there) and Boy's Life. So-called gentlemen's magazines are the source for evidence of the Anti-Male, Anti-American Conspiracy (AMAAC). Have placed new file cabinet on layaway at K-Mart.



Meanwhile, Cecilia is grounded from the television. I caught her watching Laverne & Shirley, the most heinous and despicable NWO propaganda since I Dream of Jeannie (that impostor Sidney Sheldon was involved at the highest levels, having written such episodes as "My Double-Crossing Master" and "The Greatest Con Artist In the World").



I don't know if you skeptics realize this -- it's so obvious no brainwash victim would -- so I'll just lay it out for you.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

We're gonna do it!



Give us any chance, we'll take it.

Give us any rule, we'll break it.

We're gonna make our dreams come true.

Doin' it our way.



Nothin's gonna turn us back now,

Straight ahead and on the track now.

We're gonna make our dreams come true,

Doin' it our way.



There is nothing we won't try,

Never heard the word impossible.

This time there's no stopping us.

We're gonna do it.



On your mark, get set, and go now,

Got a dream and we just know now,

We're gonna make our dream come true.

And we'll do it our way, yes our way.

Make all our dreams come true,

And do it our way, yes our way,

Make all our dreams come true

For me and you.

There it is in black-and-white: the Ziono-Feminist call to arms. That's no Report from Iron Mountain, mind you. The devils were so bold as to air it at the start of each episode. Even today it chills me to the bone....Who are these sclemeels and schlemazel's? I'll tell you who if your damned skeptic brain can handle it: Lenny and Squiggy, straw men for NWO slander of the male race. My ex-wife constantly referred to me as "Squiggy" and no doubt countless other good Christian men suffered same indignity.



Laverne & Shirley is propaganda for young women to live alone, hate men, and subvert the American patriarchy. That vile program aired incessently during my mental collapse of 1974-1976. It was shortly after the horrid "Laverne & Shirley with the Fonz" broadcast that I fled to Korea and met my lovely Suu Ni, or I might have really lost it. (Thank God I held my half-nelson on sanity.) Then they released a cartoon version of the series in 1982, and now I catch Cecilia watching reruns on cable and it stirred up such emotion I had to spend the whole night drinking holy water, reciting scripture.



There was a brief period of comfort in the 1980s, until Murphy Brown came along. Unless there's a Constitutional Ammendment that allows Bush to stay in office, I fear the only hope for this country will be a Dan Quayle ticket in 2008. Those other politicians are all cowards!